How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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