I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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