worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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