I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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