Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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