I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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