He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Are we still banned from the library?
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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