you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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