My nipple is on Facebook.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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