(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
This toilet bowl is my home.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Randomize
