Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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