You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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