If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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