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What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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