we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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