idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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