I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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