You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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