She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
sarcasm needs its own font
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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