ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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