just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
