we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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