on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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