If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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