somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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