If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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