And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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