Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
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