I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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