So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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