I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
