YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I have already put on my inside pants.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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