yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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