Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
cat food counts as protein by the way
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
