i just google imaged poop.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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