What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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