Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
