All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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