Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Even my vagina gasped.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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