I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I want to fling myself into the sun
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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