@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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