garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I look better un-naked...
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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