k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
You pole danced in your parka.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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