It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
If I die, sorry about rent.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
