are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Randomize
