Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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