I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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