youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
My pussy is not your playground.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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