Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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