guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
this hospital has no fireball
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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