Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Fuck appropriateness.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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