Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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