No awkward lesbian experiences without me
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Can I color on your dick again?
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
You can make out without kissing
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